i'm ginger as fuck. i watch too much tv.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The tragic story Dr. Terrence John Eckleburg.
Instead of saying third wheel can we just say that someone is being a Nick Carroway
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
i take you to the candy shop
HELP IM LOST AT IKEA
update: im trying to find an employee
update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
(Source: kyan-pepper)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
